Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Republicans Gone Wild

Oh where, oh where did South Carolina's Governor go? After disappearing for a week, with his staff running interference about some impromptu hiking trip, alone, through Appalachia over Father's Day, Governor Mark Sanford held a new conference today and confessed to his wife, four kids and the good people of his state that he's been carrying on an affair with an Argentinian woman. Wonder if he'll fast track her for legalized status in the US after staunchly opposing the US Immigration Reform our previous President tried, in vain, to pass.

Barely a week ago, we learned the Republican Senator from Nevada, John Ensign, an exemplary member of Promise Keepers, had also carried on with another woman a year ago, and confessed now, not because of a marital fidelity pledge to which Promise Keepers subscribe, but because his former mistress's spouse went to FOX News to tell how Ensign has destroyed his family.

Seems like a great video line for Joe Francis, who's run the gamut of spring break college co-eds.

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